Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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