i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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