Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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