I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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