he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So squirting runs in the family.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Dicks are not precious.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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