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she looked like the bat from fern gully.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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