i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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