I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!