my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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