You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
