This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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