It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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