Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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