I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
worst night to have a conscience
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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