I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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