yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I was not drunk enough for that final.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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