i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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