Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
my liver is dry heaving
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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