Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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