Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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