Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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