all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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