Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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