It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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