After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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