Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
