the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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