i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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