As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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