Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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