O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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