Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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