Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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