I want to have your abortion
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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