I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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