Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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