i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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