My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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