Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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