quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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