You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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