You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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