Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
