I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
