I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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