bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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