last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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