Porn is love you can see.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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