sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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