my soul wont recognize me after tonight
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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