I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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