shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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