my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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