You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Damn victory sex feels great
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