He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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