now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish i was in the wii world.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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