Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
40s are totally the cure
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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