Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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