Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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