Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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