im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How's work?
Spinning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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